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Today, I went to get my hair cut. My stylist had the greatest tattoo of a rat on her arm. I spent the whole appointment thinking about how cool the tattoo was, and what an interesting person she must be to choose such a thing. So I complimented her on it and she said, "Oh it's a wolf." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (37751) - you deserved it (6339)

On 08/17/2014 at 11:19am - misc - by Etrius (man) - United States (Oregon)

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The ugliest wolf ever...

#1 - On 08/17/2014 at 1:37pm by gracehi

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Somebody did a bad job, if you thought it was rat.

#4 - On 08/17/2014 at 1:38pm by AFaye3964

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