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Today, I painted my nails in the car. After I finished, I stuck my hands out the window to let them dry. When I pulled my hands back in there were live bugs stuck in my nail polish. FML

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On 08/03/2014 at 2:49pm - misc - by ew - United States (Texas)

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Why would you paint your nails in your car? What if you had spilled?

#1 - On 08/03/2014 at 6:42pm by cjwayy

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Well that sure makes for a sticky situation. Doesn't it bug you whenever you mess up your nail polish?

#3 - On 08/03/2014 at 6:43pm by DippinGrizzly907

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