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Today, I discovered that the odd creaking noise I hear when I walk down the stairs is actually a crack that had been getting larger over the years. I found out when I fell through and plummeted to the stairs below. FML


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On 07/21/2014 at 11:46pm - misc - by Oldhouse (man) - United States (California)

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You know, they say 72% of stair accidents happen on stairs.

#5 - On 07/22/2014 at 9:47am by demonhunter3220

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Ouch! Hope you and your house are okay, OP.

#1 - On 07/22/2014 at 9:43am by teentee401

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