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Today, I was at a party, and someone called the cops on us. I dove into a bush that turned out to have thorns. I got multiple cuts and a sprained wrist, and got arrested anyway. Its kind of hard to hide from the police when you're screaming in agony. FML


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On 07/19/2014 at 7:35am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Missouri)

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Easiest game of hide and seek for them. Sorry for the rough night.

#3 - On 07/19/2014 at 5:50pm by UnicornWine

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Bet that party was a bushel of fun.

#4 - On 07/19/2014 at 5:51pm by kitkatmeOw

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