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Today, I was using a public restroom. After about a minute of me being in there, a little girl came in and started pounding on the door, screaming that she had to go. My pregnancy hormones are so bad that I almost burst into tears. FML


I agree, your life sucks (38406) - you deserved it (17164)

On 07/18/2014 at 9:04pm - misc - by LissaMccracken (woman) - United States (Arkansas)

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At least it was only tears and you didn't transform into a hormone fuelled devil that wanted to drop kick her.

#4 - On 07/19/2014 at 7:02am by Stazza11

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That stinks, I'm sorry to hear that. Nor sure why there are more YDI votes on this one :/

#7 - On 07/19/2014 at 7:09am by The_4th_Doctor

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