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Today, I saw a drunk woman drop her purse in the street. I picked it up and went to give it to her, only for her to scream at me for being a thief. Then she started crying, apologized and hugged me, then got angry again, and finally threw up on me. FML


I agree, your life sucks (49478) - you deserved it (4178)

On 07/13/2014 at 5:14pm - misc - by all puked out (man) - Netherlands

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Did she offer to help you get clean at least? It's possible she was having a terrible day and accidentally aimed her anger at you.

#2 - On 07/13/2014 at 11:18pm by SheTheOtaku

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Quick! Buy a lottery ticket. I've heard that's good luck.

#3 - On 07/13/2014 at 11:18pm by 604

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