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Today, I was taking a shower when the soap began to burn my eyes worse than they've ever burned before. I quickly grabbed whatever cloth I could find to rub my eyes with. My dad's old underwear was the last thing I would expect to find lying near the tub. FML


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On 07/06/2014 at 1:09am - misc - by x.x (woman) - United States (Florida)

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That image probably burnt your eyes more than the soap...

#4 - On 07/06/2014 at 1:31pm by itwasthedognotme

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I think we have a winner for next weeks ILLUSTRATED FML.

#16 - On 07/06/2014 at 1:34pm by ThomasBombadil

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