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Today, I found out that the loving nickname my Chinese mother has been calling me my entire life essentially translates to "little retard". FML


I agree, your life sucks (52515) - you deserved it (5810)

On 06/23/2014 at 3:52pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

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Mother knows best?

#3 - On 06/23/2014 at 6:21pm by thomcmoore

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Better than "Big Retard", I suppose.

#10 - On 06/23/2014 at 6:25pm by DocBastard

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