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Today.. . I came home and found that my home had been robbed . The worst part? One of the thieve took a dump looool in my toilet and didn't flush . It doesn't even look human . FML


I agree, your life sucks (45611) - you deserved it (3531)

On 06/22/2014 at 11:10am - misc - by paywithpoop - United States

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man I'm sorry. hopefully they find who it is!

#1 - On 06/22/2014 at 1:43pm by SexyMexi21

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Chin up, OP. Those are just things.

And flush the toilet...

#2 - On 06/22/2014 at 1:43pm by wRIPPERw

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