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Today, my friends thought it would be funny to slip a condom under my pillow at boot camp. The staff found out, I got bitched out for 30 minutes straight, and now I have to put a condom on the grip of any rifle I'm issued for a week. My new callsign is "Love Glove". FML


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On 06/21/2014 at 5:42pm - misc - by LoveGlove (man) - Canada (Alberta)

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Well love glove, it looks like it's time for some pay back.

#1 - On 06/22/2014 at 5:38am by mclauren29

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I guess this way the safety's always on....

#6 - On 06/22/2014 at 5:40am by mattb77

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