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Today, my mother-in-law came over for dinner. She decided to salt the food I was preparing without even tasting it first, then complained at dinner that I'd used too much salt. She then lectured me on the proper seasoning of food for the rest of the evening. FML

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On 05/24/2014 at 5:20pm - misc - by NaCl - United States (Minnesota)

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Just so everybody knows, 'mother in law' is an anagram of 'woman Hitler'. Take from that what you will.

#2 - On 05/25/2014 at 4:13am by nyancait

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You could call that Verbal As-salt

#5 - On 05/25/2014 at 4:17am by Vanubo

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