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Today, after getting home from the supermarket, I went to unlock the door so my dad could carry the groceries in. No matter how hard or how many different ways I tried, the lock wouldn't shift. My dad eventually grabbed the keys, twisted once, and after the door unlocked, called me an idiot. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (32195) - you deserved it (9667)

On 05/06/2014 at 11:05am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) -

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I hate those moments where I swear I'm doing something right, and someone comes along and does exactly what I was doing and succeeds after just 1 try.

Them feels OP. I know them.

#1 - On 05/06/2014 at 7:20pm by xXHollowIchigoXx

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Hate when that happens:/

#2 - On 05/06/2014 at 7:22pm by abzray123

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