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Today, my drunken self became a vaguely racist poet. I am now the author of a four-page poem entitled "Chocolate Men". FML


I agree, your life sucks (32549) - you deserved it (16959)

On 03/23/2014 at 11:40pm - misc - by chocochoco - United States (New York)

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Please follow up and publish it here!

#1 - On 03/24/2014 at 3:52am by jerryj

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Are you the same OP that wrote "Obama is a beautiful chocolate man" for their essay?

#4 - On 03/24/2014 at 3:56am by lex1459

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