Today, I had to give a deposition ahead of a trial in which my former boss is accused of fraud. I'm not a smart man, and I smoked a joint before heading out to try to calm my nerves. I got way too high and ended up giggling like an idiot through half the deposition. FML

by screwed / 03/20/2014 at 5:03pm / United States (Texas) / Miscellaneous

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  • well maybe next time you'll think twice before jeopardizing something important like that. there are so many ways to calm your nerves rather than smoking weed so you completely deserve this one

    #4 - On 03/21/2014 at 12:03am by expectcriticism

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  • ... Yeah, you deserved it...

    #2 - On 03/21/2014 at 12:02am by LickitungJr

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