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Today, I was feeling really down and insecure after a friend joked about how small my boobs are. When my grandma got me to tell her what happened, she reassured me that all the girls in our family were late bloomers. I said "Really?" and she replied, "Oh no dear. Quite the opposite." FML


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On 03/15/2014 at 3:34pm - misc - by nerdlette (woman) - United States (Virginia)

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Don't feel sad! Big boobs can be frustrating if you are the one who has to bear them. Someone will like them. :)

#2 - On 03/15/2014 at 8:49pm by Panndama

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boobs are boobs, size doesnt matter

#10 - On 03/15/2014 at 9:02pm by Paradoxxxx

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