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Today, after weeks of summoning up the courage to come out of the closet to my best friend, I told her I was gay. Immediately after she started cracking up, thinking it was a joke. I was so confused and nervous, I went along with it. She still thinks I'm straight. FML


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On 03/04/2014 at 9:46pm - misc - by augiedd (man) - United States (Illinois)

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Well, just go on about your life as normal. If any incident were to leave her shocked, just whip out the "I told you so!"

#2 - On 03/05/2014 at 6:43am by kthsdm

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Even though your friend laughed, you should have stuck with it.

#1 - On 03/05/2014 at 6:43am by lameuser

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