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Today, during class our teacher asked us, "Who is Uncle Sam?" A girl answered, "He's the guy who founded KFC, right?" I'm in an AP class and have to put up with these morons constantly. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (42389) - you deserved it (4189)

On 02/25/2014 at 4:17pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

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At least you know your class will never be dull... Just grab some popcorn while you're at it...

#1 - On 02/25/2014 at 7:59pm by thatnucca

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Colonel Sanders has my loyalty when I was drafted into the war of fried chicken vs baked.

#2 - On 02/25/2014 at 7:59pm by Welshite

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