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Today, I was chilling out with my friend in a parking lot, when a police officer came up to the vehicle and suspiciously asked what we were up to. My friend sarcastically said, "Uh, doing drugs? Planning a drive-by? Haha!" We soon found ourselves in the back of a cop car. FML


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On 02/21/2014 at 4:37pm - misc - by Cuntface McGee (man) - Romania (Cluj)

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With al the cop stories I'm reading about on this site, I think it's safe to say that the police have zero sense of humour.

#1 - On 02/21/2014 at 11:21pm by adamo_erebus

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Your "friend" is really fucking stupid.

#4 - On 02/21/2014 at 11:24pm by TXFernwoods

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