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Today, my in-laws kept mocking me for being "too clean" because I take a shower every day. They think I'm weird and kept saying things like "Be careful when you hug your daughter, she might squeak!" and calling me names like "water-wasting bitch." They haven't stopped all day. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (45796) - you deserved it (3956)

On 02/12/2014 at 12:26pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Colorado)

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I think your in-laws have yet to escape medieval times and come to the present, OP. FYL

#2 - On 02/12/2014 at 2:22pm by TGKat

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For a present, give them some body sprays and deodorant. Let them know they need it. Revenge

#4 - On 02/12/2014 at 2:25pm by XBurytheCastleX

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