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Today, I overheard my mum tell my sister that she should make me a bridesmaid at her wedding. My sister scoffed, "She looks like Shamu, mum. I can't have THAT in my wedding pics." followed by laughter and my mum saying, "Touché." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (46970) - you deserved it (5935)

On 01/17/2014 at 6:52pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom

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Whale that wasn't very nice of them

#1 - On 01/17/2014 at 11:02pm by Marialani

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Your sister should be on one of those bitchy bride shows.

#2 - On 01/17/2014 at 11:03pm by the_rude_dude

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