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Today, my new calculus teacher taught everything using nothing but soccer terms and analogies, just so the resident idiot meatheads would understand. I didn't learn a thing. FML


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On 01/17/2014 at 1:38pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Kansas)

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Does that mean you're less intelligent than the idiot meatheads?

#3 - On 01/17/2014 at 5:54pm by Creshto

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okay, just because one student has trouble understanding doesn't mean the whole class should have to be subject to that. maybe you could volunteer as a tutor or refer to a math help center>

#1 - On 01/17/2014 at 5:53pm by ireply_wlyrics

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