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Today, I sang "happy birthday" to my best friend. Sadly, it was while waitressing at work, where they were having a celebration I hadn't been invited to in the first place. FML

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On 01/11/2014 at 3:26pm - misc - by left out - United States (Ohio)

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I'm not sure you're really best friends...

#1 - On 01/11/2014 at 5:38pm by your_ma

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Is the person aware you're best friends?

#5 - On 01/11/2014 at 5:39pm by XSeraphinX

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