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Today, my grandpa took my face in both hands, kissed me on the lips, said "Now you can tell all your friends you've had your first kiss," and walked out of the room. FML


I agree, your life sucks (50447) - you deserved it (4758)

On 01/10/2014 at 11:47am - misc - by wtf - United States (New York)

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Family members don't count.

#1 - On 01/10/2014 at 4:05pm by sunnyray812

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You can tell your friends, but I think you'd rather forget that happening. Sorry it's kinda funny OP :P

#2 - On 01/10/2014 at 4:05pm by Teyros

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