Today, I joined my friends out birthday clubbing. After I'd gotten a little drunk, a few guys asked for my number. I rattled off random numbers, until I accidentally said my mother's. Guess who woke up to a text at 2:17 in the morning, containing a picture of a penis. FML

by Anonymous / 01/08/2014 at 7:53pm / United States (South Carolina) / Miscellaneous

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  • a guy sent me a pic once, I couldn't open it, so I gave to my father. it was a penis too...

    #1 - On 01/09/2014 at 6:10am by shaytards

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  • Seems like you dodged a bullet there. A penis isn't a typical way to start a text these days is it?

    #4 - On 01/09/2014 at 6:13am by Kautkto

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