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Today, I spent nearly half an hour clearing several inches of snow off mah car . After almost suffering from hypothermia, I finished . Except the car keys were missing looool from mah pocket, presumably buried under a foot of snow . mega FML

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On 01/05/2014 at 9:04pm - misc - by frozen solid - United States (Pennsylvania)

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Grab the spare set and get the others in the spring.

#2 - On 01/06/2014 at 7:22am by wes870

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Go inside and wait until spring. Or, move to Florida.

If you can get hypothermia while doing vigorous physical activity, you have no idea how to dress for cold weather and are a menace to yourself.

#12 - On 01/06/2014 at 7:50am by perdix

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