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Today, my boyfriend broke up with me two days before my birthday. Only to make it worse, I found out that he had been texting my mother on how to break up with me. To make it even worse, she was giving him tips. FML


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On 01/02/2014 at 9:06pm - misc - by neta_1996 (woman) - United States (Arkansas)

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if he broke up in a sensitive way, then I think your mom need some credit, if he was a douche well...then f them both.
And how did you know? ; S

#3 - On 01/03/2014 at 5:51am by Gittoh

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Perhaps he was trying to find a way that wouldn't hurt you too much.

#5 - On 01/03/2014 at 5:53am by zandalee

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