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Today, I tried proving to my best friend that I wasn't a lesbian by telling her I once liked her brother. She was mad because I never told her and now she's calling him. FML


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On 01/02/2014 at 4:50am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Alaska)

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a best friend is someone who is supposed to know if you are a lesbian or straight without having you proving it to her...

#10 - On 01/02/2014 at 10:41am by saraitkddh

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You don't have to prove anything OP. If she thinks that, then that is her fault. As long as you know it's not trye, that's all that matters.

#4 - On 01/02/2014 at 10:38am by JAKASS200

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