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Today, I was dressing in front of my boyfriend. He was looking at me in wonder and I assumed this was a good thing. Then he muttered, "God damn, you're awkwardly shaped." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (38117) - you deserved it (2906)

On 12/31/2013 at 12:47pm - misc - by awkword (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

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"I could say the same about your dick"

#3 - On 12/31/2013 at 5:16pm by skilova4lifezzz

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Well that's very rude of him, sorry to hear that OP

#1 - On 12/31/2013 at 5:13pm by aishaa1

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