Today, I was dressing in front of my boyfriend. He was looking at me in wonder and I assumed this was a good thing. Then he muttered, "God damn, you're awkwardly shaped." FML
I agree, your life sucks (40068) - you deserved it (3363)
On 12/31/2013 at 12:47pm - misc - by awkword (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)
Anonymous's life also sucksToday, I was at work alone with a stomach bug. For some reason, our bathroom was out of…
benoit also deserved itToday, I walked into work, a day after losing my shit with our systems admin, due to her…
"I could say the same about your dick"
#3 - On 12/31/2013 at 5:16pm by skilova4lifezzz
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+394 | 18
Well that's very rude of him, sorry to hear that OP
#1 - On 12/31/2013 at 5:13pm by aishaa1
+155 | 13
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
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