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Today, I was verbally abused by a tourist because neither I nor anyone else in my country can speak "proper English". We're in England - clue's in the name, dipshit. FML


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On 12/29/2013 at 6:23pm - misc - by Kayak (man) - United Kingdom

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Throw tea in their face

#2 - On 12/29/2013 at 7:30pm by thatguynow

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I'm dying to ask what country the tourist was from, but I'm petrified that you'll say the states.

#8 - On 12/29/2013 at 7:35pm by challan

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