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Today, my parents started fighting at a restaurant. Embarrassed, I went to the restroom to get away and stayed in there for about 15 minutes, knowing how long their fights can last. When I came back, they were gone. They'd ditched me, and left me to walk several miles back home. FML


I agree, your life sucks (42871) - you deserved it (4470)

On 12/28/2013 at 1:11pm - misc - by daenerys stromboli (woman) - Ireland (Meath)

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Hang in there, OP. Parental fights can be really far-reaching in nature. I know I'm supposed to write something witty here (first comment after all) but I think it's more appropriate to be supportive here...

#1 - On 12/28/2013 at 8:30pm by Booda_Shun

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I hope they paid the bill first.

#2 - On 12/28/2013 at 8:31pm by leelafry

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