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Today, I was riding the bus home from school. I was sitting by myself, and my backpack was occupying the seat next to me. A hot girl boarded the bus, and was standing right where I was sitting. I placed my backpack on my lap, freeing up the seat. The girl stood the entire bus ride. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (40451) - you deserved it (5399)

On 05/19/2009 at 11:31pm - misc - by EricCartman (man) - United States (Washington)

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If nobody has realized from reading all these FMLs yet, Its the really stuck up popular girls that do this kinda stuff. Spending the rest of your life with her or a part of it would be a bitch.

#4 - On 05/20/2009 at 6:16am by GloomySkyz

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Maybe her ass hurts ;)

#2 - On 05/20/2009 at 6:05am by FmyF_inglife

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