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Today, while staying at my brother's place for the Christmas holidays, I had to leave because he threatened to "take me outside". Apparently he doesn't like being corrected on whether a certain car has a long wheel base version, so I guess the family Christmas is over. FML


I agree, your life sucks (30808) - you deserved it (3539)

On 12/26/2013 at 12:30am - misc - by detour165 - Australia (Victoria)

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that was kind of a stupid argument

#2 - On 12/26/2013 at 9:39am by INDYSTRUCTABLE

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Well, you know what they say. It's not Christmas until somebody cries, gets punched, or smashes a game of Monopoly over Grandma's head.

#4 - On 12/26/2013 at 9:41am by Baustigt

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