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Today, I got a whistle key finder from my grandma for Christmas. This would have been nice if I could actually whistle. FML


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On 12/25/2013 at 9:07pm - misc - by princesss_14 - United States (Texas)

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A whistle key finder? Does it find your keys when you whistle?

That sounds like a badass gift to me.

#5 - On 12/26/2013 at 5:56am by SonOfAMitch

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Record a whistle sound on your phone so you can play it back when you loose your keys.

#4 - On 12/26/2013 at 5:56am by xXxJaGsTeRxXx

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