Today, I got my period, and had to rush to my parents' bathroom for some pads. They'd put all our wrapped presents in their bathroom. As I was looking, my dad thought I was opening presents and barged in, only to see me with my pants around my ankles. Now he won't stop laughing. FML

by Anonymous / 12/24/2013 at 12:19pm / United States (Pennsylvania) / Miscellaneous

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  • He won't be laughing when he sees blood all over the floor

    #1 - On 12/24/2013 at 4:48pm by Fuaaad1994

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  • I've heard some good excuses for snooping around the house looking for Christmas presents, but this one is by far the best. I like how you had your pants down just to complete the ruse.

    Very clever, ma'am. Very clever.

    #8 - On 12/24/2013 at 4:59pm by DocBastard

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