Today, my brother got a new saxophone. He thought a good way to break it in was to play it in my ear. Loudly. While I was sleeping. FML
by blackcarnation / 12/22/2013 at 4:56pm / United States (Connecticut) / Miscellaneous
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shove a potato in it..
#1 - On 12/22/2013 at 11:21pm by blayzie420
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Well that blows.
#4 - On 12/22/2013 at 11:23pm by vixsin
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