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Today, I had to go tree shopping with my dad and some of his work buddies. It hit its lowest point when one loudly told us about a crap handjob he got recently. "I mean yeah, choke the cock," he said, "but don't choke it to DEATH, nam'sayin'?" I'd never wanted to just drop dead more. FML


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On 12/15/2013 at 12:18pm - misc - by ANONYMOUS -_- (woman) - United States (Kentucky)

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Maybe this person was trying to choke it to death in order to make some Kentucky Fried Cock.

#2 - On 12/15/2013 at 5:48pm by Nyx

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Maybe he should loosen his grip on his right hand next time

#17 - On 12/15/2013 at 5:55pm by Rainhawk94

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