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Today, for my 18th birthday my mum gave me a black lace thong. I'm a guy. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (38681) - you deserved it (3702)

On 12/14/2013 at 7:48pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Canada

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Would you rather it was a different colour?

#6 - On 12/15/2013 at 4:04am by ThomasBombadil

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I don't see how that's relevant, dahling. Now you can feel sexy!~~

#2 - On 12/15/2013 at 4:03am by Mirorbo

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