Today, I woke up and coughed up the spider I thought I'd killed last night. FML
by igotpride / 12/09/2013 at 4:01pm / United States / Miscellaneous
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They do say you swallow a few spiders in your sleep each year, don't freak out too much just brush your teeth and try to forget about it.
#2 - On 12/09/2013 at 6:30pm by JustinKirby
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On the bright side, it's dead now.
#3 - On 12/09/2013 at 6:31pm by xnyletak
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