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Today, I woke up and coughed up the spider I thought I'd killed last night. FML


I agree, your life sucks (59643) - you deserved it (5081)

On 12/09/2013 at 4:01pm - misc - by igotpride - United States

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They do say you swallow a few spiders in your sleep each year, don't freak out too much just brush your teeth and try to forget about it.

#2 - On 12/09/2013 at 6:30pm by JustinKirby

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On the bright side, it's dead now.

#3 - On 12/09/2013 at 6:31pm by xnyletak

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