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Today, my dad came home drunk off his ass. So drunk that he couldn't manage to open the refrigerator, and ended up punching it in a fit of rage. When I tried to calm him down and get him to bed, he told me to fuck off, and grounded me. FML
He probably won't remember grounding you...
OP you tried, maybe when he sobers up you can tell him about it and he will take it back.
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
Friday 3 July 2015