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Today, I set up a motion-activated sprinkler to drench the neighborhood kids who have been ding dong ditching me for years. Because they cannot get close enough to ring the doorbell, they decided to start egging me instead. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (43021) - you deserved it (6584)

On 12/03/2013 at 1:09am - misc - by Kyle - United States (Washington)

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Looks like the yokes on you

#1 - On 12/03/2013 at 6:51am by FlyingLeumer

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I think the sprinkler idea was great, but kids always have other tactics. Try calling the cops to scare them.

#2 - On 12/03/2013 at 6:51am by BatmanPotato

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