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Today, I saw my friend's car in front of school. I'd had a bad day and just wanted to talk with her. I got in and sat down, and felt something squish beneath me. Turns out it wasn't actually my friend's car, and I'd just sat on a random woman's cake. FML


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On 12/02/2013 at 3:04pm - misc - by Sherressa (woman) - Ireland (Dublin)

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Could you not look through the window first?

#3 - On 12/02/2013 at 6:30pm by EpticSoMassive

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No offense, but even if a friend was having a bad day I would be annoyed if they just opened my car and got in.

#6 - On 12/02/2013 at 6:34pm by ZombieSnowWhite

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