Today, I was visiting a family member at a women's prison. The staff wanted to search me, basically claiming that my breasts looked suspiciously disproportionate, implying I was smuggling something in. FML

by Anonymous / 11/27/2013 at 12:51pm / United States (Virginia) / Miscellaneous

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  • Well, it is a prison and they DO have to be thorough and safe.

    #2 - On 11/27/2013 at 5:55pm by Palirose

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  • OP was smuggling in silicone.

    #6 - On 11/27/2013 at 6:01pm by iSativa

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