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Today, my mom told me that when my sister and I were born, the first thing my dad said was, "I hope they don't turn out vegetarian." I did. FML

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On 11/26/2013 at 1:35pm - misc - by fack (woman) - United States (California)

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I'm sure he still loves you anyway. You're definitely missing out though, meat is wonderful!

#4 - On 11/26/2013 at 4:39pm by mydadpulledout

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Wow. I'm glad your dad has his prioroties straight.
Edit: sorry, 1's comment wasn't there when I posted mine.

#2 - On 11/26/2013 at 4:39pm by BrockALee

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