Today, my 7 year old daughter explained to a taxi driver that she was born from my "vagina that doesn't have hair". He winked creepily at me and said, "I bet it doesn't." FML
I agree, your life sucks (41998) - you deserved it (5213)
On 11/25/2013 at 6:42pm - misc - by jazopalchris (woman) - Australia (South Australia)
Anonymous's life also sucksToday, I was at the grocery store, when a little boy looked up at me and asked if I was a…
calobrisi also deserved itToday, I got stuck in the bathroom with no toilet paper. I had to reach into my small…
My question is, how does she know?
#1 - On 11/26/2013 at 2:03am by kjack49044
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+387 | 18
And your 7 year old knows all of this how..?
#2 - On 11/26/2013 at 2:03am by whiteboy896
+163 | 9
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
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