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Today, I finally password-protected my phone, to protect it from my friends' favorite game: stealing it and sending stupid texts, and hijacking my Facebook. They quickly found a new game. My phone is now locked for 24 hours due to too many attempts to guess the password. FML


I agree, your life sucks (43041) - you deserved it (7047)

On 11/25/2013 at 12:06pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (New York)

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I know you're feeling. Here's a trick that worked for me: "Don't ever let them get you, never lose eye on your phone and be damn quick when they try to get it." You must not only feel the phone, but be the phone

#5 - On 11/25/2013 at 4:35pm by TheNewMirage

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Connect it to your iTunes = Problem solved

#3 - On 11/25/2013 at 4:34pm by iffy

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