Today, I realized that no matter what I accomplish in life, I'll always be remembered for being the son of a woman so stupid that she claimed she used to be Elvis Presley's mistress. She was still an infant when he died. FML

by fs / 11/23/2013 at 6:45pm / United States (Minnesota) / Miscellaneous

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  • You have an extra push to graduate, get a job and move out on your own ASAP, nobody has to know who your mom is and what she has done.
    On other hand, as long as she was a good mom to you, you should jot be embarrassed of her.

    #3 - On 11/23/2013 at 8:54pm by KasiaLilith

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  • I want what your mom is smoking

    #6 - On 11/23/2013 at 8:57pm by The_Big_Boss

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