Today, as always, my boyfriend has the ability to pop his eyeballs out of his eye sockets. He thought it'd be funny for me to wake up face-to-face with the disgusting sight. The shit in my bowels did an early Thanksgiving Day parade straight into my underwear. FML

by Anonymous / 11/10/2013 at 6:27pm / United States (Kentucky) / Miscellaneous

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  • I bet that was quite an eye catching sight to see.

    #3 - On 11/10/2013 at 8:43pm by Cazz91

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  • You should sell your boyfriend to the circus.

    Not because of his crazy eyeball trick, but just so you can get rid of the idiot.

    #10 - On 11/10/2013 at 8:48pm by DocBastard

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