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Today, I took my 13 year old fishing off the pier for dogfish. The only thing he caught was a piece of my ear. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (36953) - you deserved it (3759)

On 11/10/2013 at 2:49am - misc - by Anonymous - United States

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Hey, piercings are cool these days, you just got one for free! Quit complaining and let him get the other one!

#8 - On 11/10/2013 at 10:42am by HowieDoIt

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Am I the only one who is relieved that this is a story about someone fishing for something other than compliments?

#34 - On 11/10/2013 at 11:10am by perdix

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