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Today, I was in my room playing with my pet. I told my snake, "Who needs friends when I have you?" Through the wall I heard my neighbors say, "You do." I've never met my neighbors. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (40714) - you deserved it (8210)

On 11/07/2013 at 6:08pm - misc - by Where is the faith in Humanity - United States (Washington)

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Yes... Your snake... Lets call it that.

#3 - On 11/08/2013 at 3:19am by RpiesSPIES

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What a wonderful first impression you've left, but who cares when you have your snake!

#1 - On 11/08/2013 at 3:18am by FMLJFL

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