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Today, at a grocery store, a man came up to me while I was picking out apples and whispered in my ear, "That's how Snow White died." FML


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On 11/06/2013 at 4:16pm - misc - by awkward - Canada (Alberta)

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He clearly knows what he's talking about. Better listen to the wise man.

#1 - On 11/06/2013 at 11:56pm by TheAbstract

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Doesn't he mean put into an eternal sweet slumber? :)

Now your Prince has to come and save you >:D

#4 - On 11/06/2013 at 11:58pm by Misaki18

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